Thursday, May 26, 2016

Captain America Say It Isn't So

Day 200

What's up with Captain America? I should say, what's up at Marvel Comics?

I've been reading some disturbing things about America's patriotic super hero.

First. Captain America is gay. Say what? His love interest was Peggy Carter played by Hayley Atwell.

HAYLEY ATWELL!!!

Do I really need to say more?

O.K. So what's the story behind this sudden change of sexual orientation? She ruined him for every other girl, so now he's batting for the other team!

Isn't there already a gay super hero out there? Let's leave well enough alone. If that means Cap stays alone, so be it.

I've been alone for years. It's not so bad. Really.

The next most disturbing rumor (?), Cap is really an undercover Hydra agent. Has been all along. That's just wrong in every way.

We always need hero's. People who do what's right. No matter the cost. Now we have a heroic icon betraying us so that Marvel can sell a few more comics? Is nothing sacred?

Oh, uh, does anyone have Hayley Atwell's phone number? Just asking.

Until tomorrow,

Ken

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